Yarn

  • Crystal: Let me organize your yarn because you're not going to do it.
  • Cheryl: YARN not going to do it!
#puns  #chat  #Cheryl  #sister  #yarn  #jokes  
  October 18, 2014 at 09:17pm

Today was a good day.

  October 16, 2014 at 12:32am

I made food.

  October 13, 2014 at 11:56pm

crystalpalting asked: Hi weirdo.

aperfectillusion:

I’m normal! :(

'Normal.'

Salmon

  October 10, 2014 at 08:09pm

Yummy!!

  September 30, 2014 at 07:31pm

Just thought this would be something the world wants to see.

Poop where you eat

  • Cheryl: We don't want to poop where we eat, Crystal.
  • Crystal: Do you mean 'bite the hand that feeds' ?
  • Cheryl: Yeah...

He loves me.

Those animal proportions though…

  • Me: I like kissing you. I like kissing you all over. I like holding you and rubbing on you. And I like waking up next to you. I like eating meals with you, and I like seeing you after a long day. I like talking to you. And sharing things with you. And I really like laughing with you and seeing new places with you, and learning cool things with you. I like lounging with you and traveling with you. I like playing with you and hugging you and flirting with you. I like you tons. I like you so much. You're great.
  • Paul: I like eggs.

Boyfriend took me to New York.

I’ve made it.

  August 28, 2014 at 08:12pm

Parents came over to the apartment last night and made TWO Filipino dishes. I have a very satisfied Filipino stomach.

  August 27, 2014 at 05:01pm

Not sure who bought Ariana Grande, but there she is on my countertop.

  August 27, 2014 at 04:58pm